A Christmas Song
Here are some lyrics I wrote for the Christmas season: (Lyrics alone are original)
Santa smells (to the tune of “Jingle Bells”:)
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Jingle bells, Santa smells, get out of my way
How I hate the things to do
Before it’s Christmas day (hey)
Jingle bells, shopping hells,
How much will you pay?
How I want the 26th
To make it go away
Dashing to the stores,
Find a place to park,
Rushing to and fro,
It’s already dark
Wrapping every gift,
Sending every card,
I don’t have much time to spare
And why is it so hard? (hey)
Jingle bells, sleigh contrails,
Reindeer have no say
I’ve run up – my credit cards
And – hope – I – can – re – pay
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Happy holidays everyone!