A Christmas Song

A Christmas Song

Here are some lyrics I wrote for the Christmas season: (Lyrics alone are original)

Santa smells (to the tune of “Jingle Bells”:)

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Jingle bells, Santa smells, get out of my way

How I hate the things to do

Before it’s Christmas day (hey)

Jingle bells, shopping hells,

How much will you pay?

How I want the 26th

To make it go away

Dashing to the stores,

Find a place to park,

Rushing to and fro,

It’s already dark

Wrapping every gift,

Sending every card,

I don’t have much time to spare

And why is it so hard? (hey)

Jingle bells, sleigh contrails,

Reindeer have no say

I’ve run up – my credit cards

And – hope – I – can – re – pay

And for a bit more holiday cheer, click here.

Happy holidays everyone!

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